why Audrey, after readin that my spirit rises and I feel like another day struggling in the rat race, ecking out a living, can be faced.
Better write and post one a these for me everyday henceforth.
refiners fire
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Men Only Please
by Audrey insome of the women on this forum may get offended by this, but i'm just offering it (cuz i wrote it!).
the virtues of men.
a challenge was given to me.
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my own book..excerpt
by refiners fire in....he was all smiles and sweetness in the car on the way home and our eyes met just once in the mirror.
that to come was written in them.i prepared myself.. as i got out of the car he said "you, in the bedroom".. after a while, long enough to make me sweat, he came.. he said, "whats that stupid rubber thing youve got on your body, that top?".
he sneered.. "what is this supposed to be?
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....He was all smiles and sweetness in the car on the way home and our eyes met just once in the mirror. That to come was written in them.I prepared myself.
As I got out of the car he said "You, in the bedroom".
After a while, long enough to make me sweat, he came.
He said, "Whats that stupid rubber thing youve got on your body, that top?"
He sneered.
"What is this supposed to be?", pulling at the shoulder.
I said nothing.
"Who do you think you are? That man from that stupid film?"
I said nothing. He stared at me.
He drifted over to my bookshelf, touching my babies with his disgusting, irreverent hands.
He pulled my unread copy of the holy book out of its place of honour,fingering it.
"Wheres the other?"he asked.
He always knew everything.
"In my pocket".
He snapped his fingers at me, motioning.
"Why do you need two copies of this stupid novel anyway?"
I just shrugged.
Then his etes drifted down my pants legs, scanning, always scanning.
"Whats that on your ankle?"
"A knife".
"A knife!", for a moment I thought he might laugh but instead he snapped back into mode. "What an idiot" he muttered.
There was silence for a moment then he asked me about a rumour hed heard that I owned a gun.
I thought a moment then looked right into his eyes.
"I dont own a gun", I lied.
The eyes scanned, scanned, a flicker,then a question.
"Who does then?"
"Lawrence" Another lie. My heart was pounding, then the eyes drifted away. Amazing. He did NOT know everything.
Suddenly he turned curt. "Get that top off".
I peeled it.
"By God boy its time you grew up".
I eyeballed him and he breathed his hot breathe into my face,suddenly screaming "We have a responsibility to our brothers!".
Spittle peppering my face.
Then we went outside for yet another of our boys own burnathons.
The top gave off a fine stench as it burnt.Black smoke pouring up from the funeral pire.I wanted him DEAD....
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Misdiagnosis
by larc inwell, fine ladies and handsome gentlemen,.
1. someone is called a troll, and, in fact, they are a troll.
that is called a "true positive".
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a false positive is....someone who is a troll but is not called a troll...no, thats not right...or is it?
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The obvious response...
put it up outside every Dub hall.
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Mormons in the neighborhood.
by Princess intoday as i was pulling into my driveway i noticed two young mormon "elders" at my neighbor's house.
they stood on the porch and watched me pull into my garage, obviously had just been at my house.
i thought for sure they would be marching right over to inquire as to whether i was interested in learning about their church.
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poor little Momos.Next time they come sit em on the porch and give em a cold drink. They never get any kindness.
Look at the soles of their shoes, probly they'll be worn through. (serious).
Do you know there is a church edict that those missionaries MUST be in bed by 9.30 pm sharp?
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The meeting did not go well.
by Danni init would have taken more much more time to tell it all.
he told us the meeting would began as soon as the other brothers arrived.
danni: i will give you two.
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What theyve accomplished is "One more pebble on the pile".
The org was bothered enough to sneak in a speaker box legal expert.
Keep adding pebbles. The scales may yet tip.
Dannii, nothing personal to gain, maybe a lot to lose.
Wont the org go to her superiors?
I would think they might.Yardick.
Not much of a quote to accuse someone of FALSEHOOD based upon.
I think you will find that Dannii ASSUMED the person was concerned about the media.
Imagine this conversation:Man clutches heart.
Dannii: "Do you need help sir?"
Man: "No, I dont want the media here".I think not, PawMan.
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Okay Fess Up: What's Your Handle Mean?
by Mindchild inokay fess up: whats your handle mean?.
my handle: mindchild comes from computer scientist and futurist dr. hans moravec: who wrote the book, the future of robot and human intelligence which is a book about when we will be able to construct machines capable of human intelligence and raises the possibility of uploading ourselves (every thought we ever had) into an android body much superior to the human ones we have now.
i entertain the hope that not only will i live long enough to see this happen, i will transfer myself (the complete essence of what is me) into a body of my own choosing and become immortal if i so choose.
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I thought these two words had a certain symmetry to them and would impress people that I must be very clever and knowledgeable.
Since coming on the board Ive realized Im not.
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ladonna.
sorry, i have this compulsion to push things beyond the boundaries of good taste.An impulse to shock I guess. -
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If I was in bed with a woman and she said "Oh baby...baby..yes!"
I would fair dinkum kick her out of the bed .It sounds like something she wouldve got off a porn flick soundtrack.As the vocal sounds previously inquired about by me do not count, I must be considered silent in bed.
Does. "Uh wah uht Uht uhtt!.. uAhhH!.. AHH!.. AHH!! AHH- urrggRRGHH!!! ....Ahhh... oh hahaha ...oh ..shit...christ almighty.." count as a conversation?
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do gutteral grunting sounds. loud exclamations. and four letter words and insults count as conversation?
I need to know this before I can answer